Oh my god…how. How do you fuck this up SO BADLY Nintendo?!?

Fans of Super Smash Bros. have been begging for two very specific characters ever since this game was released in 2018: Waluigi from like every Mario game made after 2000, and Sora from Kingdom Hearts.

So how, how in the absolute fuck did you think “ok, fuck that let’s just add another character from the Fire Emblem series to Smash and call it a day”? IN WHAT WORLD DID YOU THINK THAT WAS GOING TO GO OVER WELL?

I don’t understand the levels of idiocy that these developers hit sometimes. Like you will literally make hundreds of thousands of dollars if you just add those two characters to your lineup. Is there a licensing issue with Sora? Do you not have the rights because he’s a Square Enix character?

It doesn’t matter because I know there isn’t a licensing issue with Waluigi you motherfuckers.

Well, you’ve seen my reaction now. Let’s check in with Twitter: